Purple Does Not Exist - UNISEX Hoodie

$61.56

Introducing the "Purple Does Not Exist" Hoodie - Where Reality Bends and Minds Expand

Ever been bamboozled by a color? Welcome to the purple party, where the guest of honor is... well, not really there!

Turns out, purple's been pulling a fast one on us this whole time. It's the ultimate cosmic prankster, existing only in our minds but nowhere in the light spectrum. Welcome The Phantom of the Spectrum!

Scientists dropped this mind-bender on us: purple's got no wavelength to call its own. Great! Anyone else would like to be invisible?

Our "Purple Does Not Exist" hoodies are for:

  • Reality rebels who love to mess with perceptions
  • Color enthusiasts with a taste for the impossible
  • Anyone who's ever said, "Wait, what?" to the universe

Slip into one of these bad boys and watch the world question everything they thought they knew about color. 

This high-quality outdoor classic is a steal! It features a double-lined hood and comes in colors for any occassion. 

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.0 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing
  • The model is 5'6" and is wearing a size S.

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  • Outside: 100% organic cotton
  • Charcoal Melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric 8.3 oz
  • Charcoal Melange heavyweight fabric (10.3 oz)
  • ​​​​​​​Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.